Sunday, October 27, 2002


As the death toll in Moscow rises American/Russian relations continue to improve. The unknown gas responsible for killing 117 hostages was, allegedly, leant to the Russian Special Forces by American Intelligence. The Russian government still refuses to gives details about the gas and why it produced such fatal effects. Outside sources have stated, however, that the incident proves that in these enlightened times George W Bush is willing to give the Russians the steam off his shit after all.