The customers came in two by two, Hurrah, Hurrah!
The obese and the flatulent too, Hurrah, Hurrah!
They stuffed the burgers into their teeth,
Nearly all cardboard and 1% beef,
Then they all threw the gherkins into the street outside.

The fries they came up again two by two, Hurrah, Hurrah!
The number you get in a portion it's true, Hurrah, Hurrah!
Straight through the gullet and into the pan,
Thus cutting out the middle man,
Yet they all grew obese and morbidly fat and seventy-five feet wide.