Thursday, January 23, 2003

The Venerable Sage of Unyan
Dispenser of wisdoms and sayer of sooths to the multitudes

Upon hearing that Lord God Anthony declares that the worst twenty three schools in the realm will face closure the Venerable Unyan doth say - should Lord God Anthony make it policy to close this number of schools year upon year then he will solve the education crisis by (consults abacus) erm, the end of this century sometime. Blessed be His holy wisdom for it is without end.