Friday, January 10, 2003

A group hoping to lessen U.S. reliance on foreign oil on Wednesday debuted two television ads that link gas-guzzling sport utility vehicles to terrorist funding. The ads mimic spots that link drug money to terrorism.

One commercial features a child's voiceover and shows a man filling his gas tank and footage of terrorist training. The closing statement: "Oil money supports some terrible things. What kind of mileage does your SUV get?" The other ad shows people talking about their SUVs. One says, "My kids think it's cool." Another says, "I helped blow up a nightclub."

Hee hee hee...


Editor's note: All the more reason why America should bomb seven buckets of crap out of the Middle East (along with the usual smattering of Allied British troops of course) and take control of the oil wells. Can't have good old American dollars being wasted on turban-lovin' arabs!