Monday, February 03, 2003

COMING SOON
EXCLUSIVE TO RANT OF THE WEEK

MISSILES & BOOM PRESENTS

"New Labour's Love Lost"
A romance for the twenty-first century.

Antonia was the Prime Minister of a small, North European island nation wreathed in mystery (Don't you mean misery? Ed.) and Dubya was the leader of the greatest superpower the world had ever seen. Antonia was but a Poodle to Dubya's mighty Rottweiler and many said their love should never be. Antonia and Dubya were determined to prove everyone wrong and their story will have you reaching for the Kleenex (Don't you mean sickbag? Ed.).