Hello Boys and Girls! We've got some news for you today! Apparently the General Synod...they're the sad old men with Alzheimer's who run the Church of England...have decided that young couples are better off living together out of wedlock instead of getting married! Now we think that's disgraceful, don't we Baby Jesus?
Frankly I couldn't give a flying rat's fuck y' fat bitch.
You see Baby Jesus and I believe in the sanctity of marriage as strictly laid out in the Bible.
Speak for yourself whale neck. I enjoy a good romp with a big titted prozza from time to time meself!
It would be a hideous sin to have a child born a bastard...
Your parents 'ud know all about that...
...Or to have sexual relations without having first signed a piece of paper in front of a man in a dress. These vile fornicators and adulterers are always casting their evil seed over every whore and blonde bitch in the district and look where it's got the world today!
There's a damned sight less sexually frustrated blokes wandering about with their balls about to explode for a start...
It's full of misery and abortions and child abuse and paedophiles and rapists and...
I'm lookin' at an abortion right now. A fuckin' fat, hideous one at that!
You might mock and scorn Baby Jesus! The Book of Revelation warns us about mockers and scorners! You will burn in the bowels of Hell for your terrible attitude!
I don't know what you're worrying about y' bloated sheep's scrotum. Nobody 'ud want t' shag an overweight, ugly old trout like you anyhow. Apart from a Mexican cartoonist with an equally distasteful personality and lard-arse problem 'imself perhaps.
