Monday, October 14, 2002


"Ooh, Mr Bush...please Sir can I go to the toilet?"


In light of the events of Saturday, John Howard has declared Sunday as Australia's National Day or Mourning. Here Mr Howard has taken a leaf out of British Prime Minister Tony spin Blair's book (as exercised following the death of the Queen Mum) in that, seeing as Sunday is the weekly day off work anyway, people can grieve without losing any money for their bosses.