Alastair Campbell decides that never again will he sit behind Cherie Blair or Pauline "I want to be Liz Taylor" Prescott when cold curried sausages are served up at the BBC Inquisition and Glee Club.
The thankless task provided by bloggers around the world in an attempt to educate under-privileged Americans about the concepts of Satire, Cynicism and Humour (with a 'U').