Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Intrepid investigative reporter g/f has mentioned the name John Leslie in despatches. Now that is all well and good g/f, BUT this ignorant Australian wants to know WHO THE HELL IS JOHN LESLIE? ... and wasn't he playing cards at the time in question with the entire Timpson family down at the "Magpie and Stump"?

And in other Earth shattering news ... "Ulrika Jonsson has taken out a court order to stop her former boyfriend Stan Collymore from selling videos of them having sex. Collymore had been trying to sell the tapes to newspapers."