Thursday, October 24, 2002

Yesterday the four top keywords on our reference tracker became Jonnsen, Ulrika, raped and who; proof positive that sex scandals motivate people to go online to sniff out a salacious snippet of gossip the nationals were, until today, too coy to print. It brought in nearly 1500 seekers of truth to this site.
Now we know how to get the masses in to view our trashy, self-opinionated codswallop (don’t you mean cutting edge social comment? Ed.) we, the team of Rant Of The Week, will be lobbying the national press to publish at least one story per month about mystery celebrity sleaze – all in the name of internet awareness of course.