Monday, October 21, 2002

PATRIOT MEMES: The Genetics of Cultural Conformity and Mass Hysteria - Part IV

The Mighty President of the World, Dubya “Champion of Democracy and Crusader Against Terrorism” Bush, has called upon the military to assist the beleaguered Washington Police Department in the apprehension of the sniper. A few chickenshit pencil-necks have complained that this is in violation of the 125 year old (and outdated) Posse Comitatus Law that forbids military involvement in civil law enforcement. Sources close to the President have proof that the sniper is actually Osama Bin Laden in disguise and is therefore considered too dangerous for the police to tackle alone. The continuing military presence in Washington has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that the Senate’s democratic leadership has so far failed to accept the president’s God given right to deny any and all of the new Homeland Security Department’s employees the right to union representation.

Sieg Heil