Thursday, May 22, 2003

I'm sick and tired of that bastard Ford advert. You know the one...
Shot of moron lounging on couch wearing head phones and listening to loud music.
Voice over: "Hey! Get out more!"
Cut to shot of a group of equally moronic knobheads listening to same loud music but cramped up in a tiny yet expensive car whilst driving pointlessly round a boring city.
It strikes me that at least the bellend in his living room can stretch out his legs and have a drink. And he doesn't have to fork out on insurance or petrol or stuff just to indulge in his passion for shitty pop songs.
The Ford Completely-Out-Of-Focus...trying to sell cars to middle-aged tossers regretting the demise of their youth. "Hey! Get Fucked Morons!"