Helpful graphics from the Department of Homeland Insecurity
But what could these graphics really mean?
"In this time of war, real Americans eat red meat only! Fish and poultry may be terrorists."
"If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell."
"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."
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