Thursday, July 03, 2003

With leaders like this who needs enemies.

"There are some who feel like that conditions are such that they can attack us there," Bush told reporters at the White House. "My answer is: Bring them on. We have the force necessary to deal with the situation."

The judicious application of lethal farce.

"Watch your back, Eugene, there's a sniper at 12 o'clock high" U.S. soldiers in Iraq must be SO grateful for this statement issued from thousands of kilometres away by their surrounded by a thousand or so security gorillas Commander in Chief. The authority and credibility to issue such a challenge is backed up by GWB's own service record during the Vietman war.

Share prices of companies manufacturing body bags go through the roof.

A pit bull terrier with rabies says "I think I can do business with this guy".

Republican President Ronnie Reagan is inducted into "The Intellectual Behemoth Hall of Fame".

Republican President Gen. Dwight D Eisenhower turns in grave.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse head for the Texas rodeo.