Thursday, December 12, 2002

  • North Korea possesses weapons of mass destruction and consequently is a fully paid up member of George's Axis of Evil Club.

  • North Korea covertly sends Scud missiles to Yemen.


    (There is no truth to the rumour that the deal was brokered by Cherie Blair and Peter Foster ... damn!)

  • George grabs the Scuds
    ("15 Scud missiles, 15 conventional warheads, 23 tanks of nitric acid rocket propellant and 85 drums of unidentified chemicals (!?) had been found hidden under cement bags." - REUTERS.)

  • Yemen cries foul ... "Give us our frigging Scuds back!"

  • Yemen is a member of George's Axis of Really Beaut Blokes Club. They promise to be rooly good and only use them defensively.
    (The official Saba news agency quoted the official protest handed to Mr. Hull. "The weapons contained in the shipment were to be used for defensive purposes as Yemen has no aggressive intentions toward any country, and owning such weapons would not harm the international peace and security," Yemeni officials had refused further details about the deal, including from what threat the Scud missiles were designed as a defence.)

  • Yemen gets its Scuds back.

  • North Korea signs off on another nice little earner.

  • High principle takes a back seat. Logic is consigned to the boot/trunk.

  • Proliferate or perish.

    I guess such flexiblity is not surprising from a President who spends all his waking hours with his head firmly inserted up his own sphincter. (Presumably looking for the tongues of John Howard and Tony "I did not have business relations with that woman" Blair.)


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