Thursday, March 06, 2003

The Venerable Sage of Unyan
Dispenser of wisdoms and sayer of sooths to the multitudes

Upon hearing that Khalid Sheik Mohammed, beloved of Osambin bin Liner, has fallen into the hands of Foul Satan's minions the Venerable Unyan doth say - Waxeth not wroth in vengeance O followers of Al-Qaeda! Bombeth not the capitalist, US loving non-Moslem infidels of Filly-Peen who do the Beast's work by going about their very day-to-day existence in false peace for has it not been said that the mighty Sheik was dobbed in by one of his own?