Well, not unless you had a bloody big carpet beater about twenty miles wide and forty miles long.
Hey...it's late and I'm bored and I found this site...whilst cruising for 'lesbians in custard' porn...and it made me realise just how lucky I am and how unlucky the rest of you are.
Tough shit folks. I'm off to develop the flu and gloat in peace.
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Posted by Annoying Sod at Tuesday, June 03, 2003