Saturday, June 07, 2003

Available now...if you happen to know me personally and live within walking distance of my house.*
All the best jokes that the Krankies have ever written!
All the wisest words spoken by New Labour or written on the toilet walls in the Commons!
Absolutely no connection with Christopher Biggins or Michael Barrymore!
The Magazine that raped Ulrika and gave Cliff Richards a stiff one up the arse!
*Coming soon to a newsagents nowhere near you unless you happen to live in Fleetwood.

Please note: No celebrities or politicians were hurt in the making of this booklet...although it wasn't through want of trying. Free pull-out colour section of the ex-Queen Mum in the nude fraternising with the corgis if you fail to buy a copy!