<h3>Upskirt Cam Scammer in Slammer.<br>Fleetwood Public Opinion Favours <br> Return of the Birch.</h3>

In a marginally unrelated matter ... the Editor and his new camera may be away from the desk for some little time.


To keep a smile on the Editor's face in the dark days ahead I leave this side-splitting purler from the late Bob Hope.

"My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade." ©A team of 450 writers. (16.07 writers per word.)