Monday, March 31, 2003

Late News...or rather Late News Reporter. Another ITN front line reporter in Iraq bites the dust. Quite literally this time as he fell off a building in mysterious circumstances. Getting spooky this, isn't it? Now, I'm not one for conspiracy theories, as everyone knows, but at this rate between their best reporters dropping like flies and the rest of the Light Entertainment Channel's staff being arrested on paedophile charges, they won't have anything left to broadcast soon. The BBC denies all knowledge of the incident.
Unfortunately, as yet, the Rant of the Week's own roving reporter, Ms Peggy Farcus (92), has not come under friendly fire...although rumours abound that she has gone down with some of the Australian troops.