|SIR LIAM DONALDSON|
Take a good look at this svelte individual posing for a magazine. This is the bloke who yesterday thought nothing of Sars (severe acute respiratory syndrome) having the potential to kill one in twenty victims - potentially three million deaths in Britain - and did precisely fuck all to screen people entering the country from infected regions. Today the risk had doubled to one in ten deaths from Sars - potentially six million victims in Britain. Sir Liam has become seriously worried. In fact he's so worried about Sars becoming an out of control pandemic he's going to take drastic action. Like those involved in the Mad Cow Disease and Foot & Mouth scandals, he's going to stick his head in the sand, plead lack of funds and do...precisely fuck all!