Thursday, April 17, 2003
This afternoon, I received my vial of powdered aphrodisiac made from the removed gall bladder of Brian Hughes, and I am very excited to post the results! It's a tiny vial and there isn't much powder, but I think it will go a long way. Since receiving the aphrodisiac, I have had sex with twin nuns from Cuba, a Swedish swimsuit supermodel, and a donkey. This was money well spent and I highly recommend investing in a vial of "Brian Hughes' Magical Gall Bladder Love Powder", and do so quickly before the supply runs out.