Monday, April 14, 2003

This is The Rant of The Week editor's Private Secretary reporting on behalf of my Lord and Master.
Yes! He's back! And he's stoned! (Or ought to be.) He may be back home if not yet on the Blogger Board.
News Flash!!!!
Gall Bladder last seen heading for Syria yesterday afternoon. Syrian authorities deny all knowledge.
The Editor reliably informs me that it only hurts when he laughs. He is now praying that none of the Royal Family die.
He is also keeping an eye on you Sedgers, and would like you to know he'll be back as soon as the stitches allow. So get in touch with your lawyer.
Private Secretary Dogsbody.