A bull in Lancashire...I'm not exactly sure where in Lancashire...it might even have been Fleetwood, but this was an item on BBC2's Newsnight and, as far as the BBC are concerned Lancashire is far too remote a country to warrant having names for its towns and villages...where was I? Oh yeah...a bull in Lancashire broke into an antique china shop (no, sadly, I'm not making this up) causing thousands of pounds worth of damage before being shot.
I honestly don't know how to top that so I'll just depart again quietly.