Monday, May 26, 2003

This on the queries log!

"women who leave skidmarks"

Ah yes, the age old can't-be-bothered-to-wipe-my-arse-properly male oriented question - do women leave skidmarks?

To which the answer is - of course they do. Every time some suicidal, pig-ignorant, small-dick-and-no-brain male driver cuts in front of them to prove their roadcraft superiority!!!!!

Deputy Editor notes this on the queries log. screaming 8 years old’s tiny scrotum was being sliced open

Now, I want whoever sought this to come to my office after class and say sorry to little Brian ... look at me while I'm talking to you Porter!