Saturday, May 31, 2003

According to recently released statistics 10 Downing Street spends more than seventeen million pounds per annum on tasty titbits, finger buffets and drinks. Seventeen million fucking quid!? That's more than they spend on Education! No wonder John Prescott looks like he's swallowed a baby planet the fat, sweaty bastard! My suggestion to Uncle Tony is quite straight forward. Next time he has one of his 'Celebrity PR Bashes' he shouldn't include Anne Diamond on the guest list.
All this plus Jack Straw and Colon Powell's secret love tryst after the break.