Deputy Editor can't top that one. Never stopped him trying but ...

Happy Easter - War Is Over

So this is Easter
And what have you done
Another war over
And a new one just begun

And so this is Easter
I hope you had fun
The dear and the dead ones
The maimed and the young

A very Happy Easter
And a nice New Regime
Hope it's what you paid for
And not just a dream

And so this is Easter
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong

And so happy Easter
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very Happy Easter
And let's doff our hat
Let's break out a Big Mac
And have fries with that.

Like I said, can't top that ...