Your very own Classic 'Deputy Editor Sedgwick' Paper Doll War souvenir:
As recently rediscovered on my hard drive for use in an emergency posting when I'm recovering from a hangover. Don't ask what the numbered items are...I'm buggered if I can remember.
When you've finished paper toling my barely visible dangly bits you Amerkins out there might like to take this quiz.
Fess up and post your score in the message box when you've finished.