Saturday, March 22, 2003

Human rights groups estimate that at least 290,000 Iraqis have disappeared since Saddam took power 34 years ago.

Let's see, 290,000 divided by 34 equals (hang on while I remove my shoes), one, four, carry the eight, that makes ...... that makes 8,529 Iraqis per year, on an average, have died, err, disappeared under the watchful eye of Mr. Hussein.

For this war to be officially declared "unjust", the United States military (and a few Brits) have to kill 8,530 Iraqis per year for the next 34 years.

Who wants to man the tote board?

Editor's note: According to the Bush Administration they're trying their best to make up for lost time even as I type.