Wednesday, March 19, 2003

I have read that Clare Short was regarded as the conscience of the British Labour Party.

The Bard saw right through her resignation threats quite some time ago ...

"Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought;
And enterprises of great pith and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action."

Editor's note: William Shakespear...the Bard. Tony Blair...the Bard-Stard.

Hey, fair suck of the sauce bottle me English cobbers ... this is Australia ... why da fark do we have to put up with Peter Mandelson on our TV current affairs programmes prattling on about what a beaut bloke Tony is. Never seen or heard him before (haven't I been lucky!?) ... jeez, he's a right prat!

Editor's note: You've got the slimy little prick because we've had enough of him over here.

Now that Tony has his tainted vote to liberate the Iraqi oil wells I presume that he has ordered the SS to release the children of the waverers in the Party from the Tower.