This afternoon, for the first time since the war began, the American military held a press conference in the 'Debriefing Room' at Qatar. The room was specially constructed by Hollywood set designers at a cost of half a million dollars. In order to save the American forces some desperately needed money I submitted my own plans for a 'cheaper' version of this room several weeks ago. However...for reasons I've yet to ascertain...my artist's impressions were rejected.