Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Just got a letter from my great great umptytwoth cousin Peggy Farcus. She stumbled across Colon Powell when she was looking for her chamberpot under her bed full of randy Frog POWs. She managed to get a few words out of him before he found himself at the pointy end of an urgent golden shower. If I have deciphered her writing accurately it translates something like ...


Well I won't, as long as nobody mentions the fact that the snotty nosed, former dirty arms dealer knight in shiny armour formerly known as Oliver North is reporting in Iraq for Fox News. I know Rupert is a dirty little digger, but he's really excelled himself this time.