Tuesday, March 25, 2003

That Davina McCall's a right old dog. I'd still give 'er one though but I don't reckon much to 'er tits. Right pair of spaniel's ears they are. I'd have to be drunk and all. My mate Darren's got a video of 'er having a fuck with that Saddam Hussein bloke. No...straight up! Least it looks like him...big moustache and fuckin' gay berret on his head. He needs his face fucking does that Saddam bloke. I say "Good on yer Bush, mate!" Somebody's got to stand up to these bastards otherwise where would we be? Mind you he had a big cock on him. He needed it too. That McCall's fanny looked a cow's twat after giving birth, the dirty old bitch.