Friday, March 28, 2003

Tough resistance

Tougher-than-expected Iraqi forces have stalled the US drive towards Baghdad, the top US army ground commander in Iraq said.

"The enemy we're fighting is different from the one we'd war-gamed against," Lieutenant-General William Wallace told The Washington Post.

Oh shit! This is all a big mistake? Who did you really mean to declare war on? Grand Fenwick?

Aha! William Wallace ... so Mel Gibson is finally on the scene. English troops, it's time to bunker down.